> >> Blind man in a biker bar . . .
> >>
> >>
> >> A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
> >> way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
> >>
> >> After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna
> >> hear a blonde joke?"
> >>
> >> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
> >> voice,
> >> the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it
> >> is
> >> only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five
> >> things:
> >>
> >> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
> >> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
> >> 3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
> >> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional
> >> weightlifter.
> >> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
> >>
> >> Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that
> >> joke?"
> >>
> >> The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
> >> "No . . . Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
> >>
> >>
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