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"Presidential Beauty Contest & "The Taliban


Couple of good ones.


"Now that Florida results are in it would seem that the presidential beauty contest has been pretty much narrowed down to Clinton, Obama, Romney and McCain. There is only one conservative in the bunch, and that would be Mitt Romney.

Just as we discussed yesterday, Hillary won on the strength of the female vote. The polling isn't comprehensive enough to show whether or not these Hillary supporters were married .. but I think it's safe to assume that Hillary's biggest support block out there was comprised of single (unmarried, if you wish) women. Now I'm not trying to chase listeners away here, but this is serious business. Our country is in trouble. Self reliance is on the way out, and government dependency is taking its place. When it comes to government dependence, Hillary is our gal!

Can you believe it? Here's a woman who has been harboring a rapist for how many years? And she's poised to become president?

You've probably heard that the Florida delegates won't be seated at the Democrat convention. Don't believe it. Now that Hillary has won Florida you can be absolutely assured that the delegates she won will be seated. Every one. And they'll count. The Clintons will crank up their machine and see to it.

As for McCain? Look, I'm sure he's a genuinely nice guy .. and there are many things that he gets right. I believe that McCain recognizes the threat we face from radical Islam, and is prepared to continue the fight. It's hard, though, to ignore his vote against the Bush tax cuts, his antipathy to free political speech and his unwillingness to do something about the Mexican invasion. "




1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12. You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

It seems to me that a lot of these things apply to much more than the Taliban. "




Entry #767


time*treatComment by time*treat - January 30, 2008, 12:55 pm
I especially liked #10 :-)
TenajComment by Tenaj - January 30, 2008, 1:17 pm
I like #3
konaneComment by konane - January 30, 2008, 1:47 pm
Thanks Tenaj and time*treat!    I like #4 and #12.
spy153Comment by spy153 - January 31, 2008, 9:16 am
Yeah, I don't mc cain stands too good of a shot in this one.
spy153Comment by spy153 - January 31, 2008, 9:25 am
Well, I meant to say "I don't THINK Mccain stands too good of a shot in this one."   I don't know about Romney.
konaneComment by konane - January 31, 2008, 9:31 am
Thanks Spy153! I've never been a McCain fan myself, too much in it for the glory like a little kid still trying to prove something to his father.

Still looking at Romney also.

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