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1040 Occupations

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Well, it's 6AM and I'm just finishing a long night.  You'd think I made a killing last year but, no, I always wonder what I should or shouldn't do which takes up hours of deep thought.  Ya know - we don't want to rattle the IRS.  Oh, I'm honest enough, but I need to start keeping better records. 

So here I am down to the last line on my 1040 and it asks that one question that makes me wonder.  Now, don't ask me why, since they know everything about me, but that spot next to your signature that says "occupation" always makes me want to make up something really outrageous.  Sometimes I want to leave it blank, but somehow that always makes me feel uncomfortable as if they're wondering "what is she hiding?"  So let's make a list of occupations you might want to write on your 1040. 

Mistress of the lottery seekers

Dungeon master

Cereal dust extractor 

Assassin for hire

 

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
Step outta line, the men come, and take you away

Entry #138

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