According to this video, I'm doomed since, although I perspire, I try to smell good. (she writes as she vigorously scratches her swollen ankles) I also wear dark, solid colors most of the time. A positive thing is my blonde hair, but the local mosquitos don't seem to mind. (Wonder if they're kosher?) One solution seems to be hanging around much larger people with dark hair or to stop showering & ditch the deodorant.
I thought eating bananas attracts mosquitos to bite. However, one thing he didn't suggest is MOVE OUT OF FLORIDA! Time to go out and buy one of those tacky Hawaiian shirts & a pair of plaid pants.