SENIOR DRESS CODE

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Many  'Old Folks' (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how they should present themselves. They are unsure about the kind of image they are projecting and whether or not what they are wearing conforms to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations  DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker
And last, but not least
13. Thongs and Depends
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At some point you have to give up the 'DAISY DUKE' shorts.
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(When you pry them from my cold dead body)!!!!!!!!