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Bill Cosby for President 2008

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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.

HERE IS MY PLATFORM:

(1) 'Press 1 for English' is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait
at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to  straighten out the country's attitude.
NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.'< /B>

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

< /B>(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers
on the southern border. (six month tour) They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state.  If you didn't put nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out.
The  president nor any other politician will not be able to touch it.


(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and
the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes --Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turk ish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand.
There is no more life sentences.  If convicted, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for
your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the
national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people
if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if I stepped on anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than what you have, and better
than what you're gonna get.  Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
              God Bless America !!!!!!!!!!!

                                                Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!

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Comments

1.
Comment by pacattack05 - September 17, 2008, 9:45 pm
Bill Cosby is a good candidate. Good choice !
2.
tnteaComment by tntea - September 18, 2008, 7:32 am
I noticed my post was deleted. Seems that anything I put in forum that has to do with the election gets deleted. I love the one about the busel of wheat costing the same as a barrel of oil.
3.
time*treatComment by time*treat - September 18, 2008, 8:53 am
He'd *have* to be a write-in. He'd never get the nomination from the big two parties with common-sense ideas like these.
4.
tnteaComment by tntea - September 18, 2008, 9:39 pm
It was too simple wasn't it?

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