Having A Baby!!

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> A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
> > Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
> > amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
> > mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
> > interested, Both said they were very much in favor of it.
> >
> > The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
> > that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
> > experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine
> > and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
> > The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
> >
> > The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
> > husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
> >
> > At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. Th e husband
> > continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
> > helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
> > transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
> > virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her
> > husband were ecstatic.

> >

> >
> >
> > When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.

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Entry #599

Comments

Avatar justxploring -
#1
LOL
Avatar reflections5555 -
#2
I love this it cracked me up, lol

Stephon
Avatar Tenaj -
#3
LOL!
Avatar chowchow -
#4
I screamed
Avatar time*treat -
#5
Gives new meaning to "What can Brown do for you?" ;-)
Avatar Litebets27 -
#6
OMG! Too funny!
Avatar Jani Norman -
#7
I love it, too funny ;-)
Avatar NBey6 -
#8
This one I just can't stop laughing because the husband probably thought he was superhuman for not feeling the labor pains!!!

^_^
Avatar DrannyMa7 -
#9
What a pistol! Very funny, indeed.

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