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Having A Baby!!

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> A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered.
> > Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an
> > amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the
> > mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were
> > interested, Both said they were very much in favor of it.
> >
> > The doctor set the pain transfer to 10 percent for starters, explaining
> > that even 10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever
> > experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine
> > and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch.
> > The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.
> >
> > The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor then checked the
> > husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing.
> >
> > At this point they decided to try for 50 percent. Th e husband
> > continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously
> > helping the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to
> > transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with
> > virtually no pain, and the husband had experienced none. She and her
> > husband were ecstatic.

> >

> >
> >
> > When they got home they found the UPS man dead on the porch.

 Delivery 

Entry #599

Comments

1.
justxploringComment by justxploring - December 10, 2008, 7:54 pm
LOL
2.
reflections5555Comment by reflections5555 - December 10, 2008, 8:15 pm
I love this it cracked me up, lol

Stephon
3.
TenajComment by Tenaj - December 10, 2008, 8:24 pm
LOL!
4.
Comment by chowchow - December 10, 2008, 8:35 pm
I screamed
5.
time*treatComment by time*treat - December 10, 2008, 11:47 pm
Gives new meaning to "What can Brown do for you?" ;-)
6.
Litebets27Comment by Litebets27 - December 11, 2008, 12:58 am
OMG! Too funny!
7.
Jani NormanComment by Jani Norman - December 11, 2008, 8:47 am
I love it, too funny ;-)
8.
NBey6Comment by NBey6 - December 11, 2008, 11:48 am
This one I just can't stop laughing because the husband probably thought he was superhuman for not feeling the labor pains!!!

^_^
9.
DrannyMa7Comment by DrannyMa7 - December 12, 2008, 9:56 am
What a pistol! Very funny, indeed.

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