If I was on the brink of doing something 'planned' stupid, as opposed to being constantly on the brink of doing something impromptu stupid, something planned the way a person plans to slit his wrists in the bathtub and dropping in a plugged in lamp, or hang himself in the garage leaving a suicide note blaming it on his offspring, here's what I'd do:

I'd play the following numbers on MM tonight:

On the other hand, allow me to catch you before you kick the chair out from under your feet and begin the soft-shoe dance routine while you evacuate your bowel into your underwear.

Don't do it.

Jack