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I can relate to this!

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Arthur is 87 years old. He's played golf every day since his
retirement more than 20 years ago.

One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells
his wife.

"I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten so bad...once I've hit
the ball, I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes, and as they sit down, she says, "Why don't
you take my brother with you, and give it one more try."

"That's no good," sighs Arthur. "Your brother is 93.  He can't help."

"He may be over 90", says the wife, "but his eyesight
is perfect."

So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with
his brother-in-law. He tees up, takes a mighty swing, and squints down
the fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did!" says the brother-in-law. "I have perfect eyesight."

"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.

"I can't remember."
Entry #181

Comments

1.
truecriticComment by truecritic - February 27, 2009, 2:28 pm
Which one?
Eyesight or Memory?
:)
2.
charmed7Comment by charmed7 - March 3, 2009, 9:11 am
LOL

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