I have to tell you this. I feel I owe it to you.
Cabazon, July 4, 2005
One moment everything was going fine.
Then, a moment later:
As you can see, instead of squeezing itself down the tube, it rolled off the side.
This is both disgusting and disturbing. I've no idea what the long-term consequences will be for weather, chaos butterflies and El Nino hole in ozone global warming new ice age nuclear winter trends..... Deeply concerned here, for the future of this nation.
All the smoke and ash in the air that I've been whining and complaining about incessantly for the past week or so, I learned yesterday, isn't good New Mexico forest fire smoke. It's those Arizonians again.... fire burning out of control over somewhere near Phoenix.
Now, you furshlugginer Arizonians, listen up.
It ain't that we don't appreciate the thought, but if you can't keep your fires under control, flush the smoke and ash down that mile-wide-mile-deep copper mine that keeps causing you to have to move Morenci over to make it bigger.
Or get all those wheezer snow-birds doing heavy breathing pointed west and send it to California. They'll never notice the difference.