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New Stock Market Terms
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New Stock Market Terms
CEO -
Chief Embezzlement Officer
CFO -
Corporate Fraud Officer
BULL MARKET -
A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself
for a financial genius.
BEAR MARKET -
A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets
no jewelry, and the husband gets no < snip >.
VALUE INVESTING -
The art of buying low and selling lower.
P/E RATIO -
The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps
crashing.
BROKER -
What my financial planner has made me.
STANDARD & POOR -
Your life in a nutshell.
STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -
When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between
themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION -
The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -
The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
YAHOO -
What you yell after selling it to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS -
What you jump out of when you're the sucker who bought Yahoo at
$240 per share.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -
Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
AND FINALLY ~~~
PROFIT -
An archaic word no longer in use.
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