To those of you who have experienced placing ads on sites like Craig's List or in your local newspaper's classifieds section, you will understand the reason I'm writing this today.  To others, this is a suggestion to save you a lot of time & aggravation.

After you write your ad, make sure you state a few simple rules.  See note at bottom. 

Example:

Modern 6 piece bedroom.  Includes headboard (queen) triple dresser, mirror, 2 nightstands, TV armoire with storage drawers - $500  Looks new.  Black lacquered finish.

Plush pillowtop (both sides) queen size mattress & box spring $75

includes sturdy metal frame with center support & wide casters

No tears, stains or sags.  Not new, but in great shape.  Have original receipt.

Note:

I am not a bank. No checks. No credit. Cash only. (must be U.S. Dollars with U.S. Presidents)

I am not a credit union.  No deposits.  Payment must be in full at time of purchase.

I am not a storage facility.  Cannot put on layaway until you have the money.

I am not Allied Van lines.  Make your own delivery arrangements.  Bring your own muscle, blankets & rope to secure furniture.  I have trouble even getting out of bed.

This is not 7-Eleven or Denny's.  I am not open 24 hours.   Florida is on Eastern Daylight Time.  So "I'll be there between 1 and 2" does not convert to 7:30 or 8.

All items should be carefully examined.  I am honest & will show you every scratch.  However, once you move it, you own it.   I don't care if you dropped it, got caught in the rain, it doesn't fit into your home or match your carpet.  Sorry if it falls off your pickup or flies off the roof of your car, but there are vans for rent at Home Depot for $19.95.

Have a nice day!