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Woman knocks out thief with 12-pack of beer
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Beer Proves Once Again To Be Deterrent To Crime
Alcohol has been the downfall of many ne'er-do-wells, but never quite like this. After a man stole Kayte Taylor's wallet near a Santa Rosa, Calif., market on Saturday, the 28-year-old did what most women would — she grabbed a 12-pack of Miller Lite and shot-putted it at the thief.
The tasty beer missile hit its mark — knocking the man off of his getaway bike, where Kayte's friends descended on him and retrieved the wallet. Boom goes the dynamite. It's Miller Time.
From the SANTA ROSA PRESS DEMOCRAT:
Taking chase, Kayte reached the sidewalk to see the guy pushing and trying to mount a bicycle. It dawned on Kayte there was something useful in her hand. A 12-pack of Miller Lite — bottles. Her friends' eyes widened as Kayte hoisted the box to shoulder height, reared back and shot-put the beer at the burglar maybe 12 feet away.
Pow. Down he went. Four women were on him like kids on a burst piñata. Kayte took back her wallet.
The police then showed up and were in a very arresty mood.
What onlookers failed to notice is that Taylor's throw of 11 feet, 2 inches was a woman's outdoor record for light beer (bottles). Be assured that the Chinese are assembling a women's beer shot putting team as you read this.
UPDATED VERSION
This guy was lucky the beer was lite
By CHRIS SMITH
PRESS DEMOCRAT COLUMNIST
Last Modified: Tuesday, June 9, 2009 at 4:03 a.m.
Dusk neared Saturday as 28-year-old Kayte Taylor and three girlfriends pulled up to Sam's Market on Santa Rosa Avenue to buy beer.
Kayte and the one pal who accompanied her inside chatted merrily as Kayte reached into the cooler. Just then a man strode up, bumped Kayte and snatched her wallet from her other hand.
"He's got my wallet!" Kayte yelled as the robber headed for the door.
Taking chase, Kayte reached the sidewalk to see the guy pushing and trying to mount a bicycle. It dawned on Kayte there was something useful in her hand.
A 12-pack of Miller Lite -- bottles. Her friends' eyes widened as Kayte hoisted the box to shoulder height, reared back and shot-put the beer at the burglar maybe 12 feet away.
Pow. Down he went. Four women were on him like kids on a burst piñata. Kayte took back her wallet.
Rather than keep wrestling with the crook, the women let him up but took hold of his bicycle. He demanded it, pleaded for it, but he wasn't getting it.
When he started down the avenue on foot, one of Kayte's friends -- the one who's a security guard and was in uniform -- tailed him until police arrived to arrest him.
The ladies observed while rehashing the incident that several male bystanders had just stood there, not one making a move to help. Maybe it was the shock of seeing a guy put down by a 12-pack.
Comments
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anyways good for her, she did a great job...
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