Two old guys, one 80, and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
Bench one morning.

The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
Short of breath.

The 80-year-old was amazed at his friend's stamina and asked him
What he did to have so much energy.

The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your
Energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."

So, on the way home, the 80-year-old stopped at the bakery. As he
Was looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said,
"Do you have any rye bread?"

She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"

He said, "I want 5 loaves.

She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves...by the time you get to eat the 5th
Loaf, it'll be hard"

He replied, "I can't believe it! Everybody in the world knows about
This stuff but me."