Speeding ticket

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Did you hear about the 87 year old woman who talked her way  out of a speeding ticket by

telling the young officer she had to get there before she forgot where she was going?
Entry #688

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Avatar Toney725 -
#1
That was a good one!
Avatar hennybogan -
#2
That was a great one! I thought it was going to be about the four elderly women who were pulled over by the police because they were going to slow. They were going 35 miles per hour. The driver told the policeman that the sign said 35. He pointed out to them that was not a speed limit sign but an interstate highway number sign. They were traveling on interstate highway number 35.

The officer noticed that the other three women were trembling, and he was not sure why. Then one of the women said, "Well, you should have seen us when we were traveling on state highway 121!"
Avatar rcbbuckeye -
#3
hennybogan, that's funny about state highway 121..... until you have to drive it during rush hour between Grapevine and Fort Worth.
Avatar joker17 -
#4
Ha ha....Emily.....

Here's one......After 3 days of beatings with a purse by an elderly woman, the gentleman who was helping her cross the street while getting pounded by the purse, confided in a friend's advice. The next day, his friend accompanied him and asked the woman why he kept beating this poor guy with her purse. She replied, "I didn't want to cross the street".
Avatar emilyg -
#5
Thanks for the laughs everyone.

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