Ohio State Fan
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>An Ohio State fan used to amuse himself by scaring every Michigan fan he
>saw strutting down the street in the obnoxious "M" on his shirt.
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>He would swerve his van as if to hit them, and then swerve back just
>missing them.
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>One day, while driving along, he saw a priest.
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>He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest,
>"Where are you going Father?"
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>"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis church, about 2 miles down the >road,"
>replied the priest.
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>"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"
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>The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and they continued down
>the road.
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>Suddenly, the driver saw A Michigan fan walking down the road, and he
>instinctively swerved as if to hit him.
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>But, as usual, he swerved back into the road just in time. Even though he
>was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud "THUD." Not
>understanding where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but >still
>didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the
>priest and said, "Sorry Father, I almost hit that Michigan fan."
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>"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."
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>GO BUCKS!!!
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