Did you hear about the guy who had his credit card stolen last week? He didn't report it stolen cause the thief was spending less than his wife.

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A woman dreamt that she received a pearl necklace. So she asked her husband what the dream meant. The husband told her that she'll know that night. Later that night, the husband gives her a package and she opens it with delight. It was a book  titled "The meaning of dreams".