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Harley Biker

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Came in email, a good one!  ROFL

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HARLEY BIKER

A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
 
The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
 
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.' The Harley rider replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right..'
 
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page... So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
 
The biker replies, 'I'm a U.S. Marine and a Republican.' The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions and reads, on the front page.

U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS  AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH

That pretty much sums up the media's approach to the news these days!!!!!!!! !

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Comments

1.
emilygComment by emilyg - October 21, 2009, 1:45 pm
Thanks konane. So funny 'cuz so true.
2.
konaneComment by konane - October 21, 2009, 2:05 pm
Thanks Em! Definitely is! Wonder what happened to real journalism, guess it got bought out in a hostile takeover.
3.
TigerAngelComment by TigerAngel - October 21, 2009, 2:27 pm
That's soooo funny!!
4.
konaneComment by konane - October 21, 2009, 3:18 pm
Thanks TigerAngel! We needed a good laugh!

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