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If i was to hold the world hostage: These would be my demands..

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Last Edited: October 22, 2009, 1:01 am

DEMANDS:

Pi: 3.14: This is what i want: Since your stock market generates 100 billion every single year i'll like for you to SET ASIDE: 400 billion dollars...Which will be placed in the bank at: 7% and with the 28 billion dollars coming your way every single year your are going to play the role of Santa Clauss, except that is not going to be you but an Organization...A GLOBAL SANTA CLAUSS ORGANIZATION....People are going to submit to this organization: Their wishes, demands and this organization will see if they get met...It will be for Christmast...And every 50 years i'll like 50 billion dollars from you which will be used for the fund to be used as a Global Santa Clauss Fund...Dude is that a LOT to ask???You meet my demands or the USA stock market faces extincion...

00: First i'll like in every country in the world i'll like a 911 Pick5, not just 1 but 4...In Africa, Asia, Central America, The Carribbean, South America, etc...Or at least a 911 Pick4, 4 of them in each country...

1. I want a dog garn research team to genetically ingeneer mosquitoes to carry a virus so that when it stings them it will eat people's skin & hair and that it be spread in every darn country in the world...Teach people a lesson...
2. I want Laura Simpson's the girl in celeste shorts and the gravity defying asian's blood, orgasm liquid as much as possible saved in a SPERM-OVUM BANK AND BE KEPT IN EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD...THEN I WANT THEM CLONED NOT NOW IN THE FUTURE...And my black female neighboor or what used to be my neighboor....And that dark skin native indian women...And we are going to try and see if we can make my neighboor and the dark skin native indian women & Laura Simpson [genetically speaking] to have the body of the girl in celeste shorts we are also going to try it with the gravity defying asian...And this bank is also going to try and see if we can isolate the body/legs" gene that can be transferrable to all women...this is for further study....Also i want to keep the blood and vaginal fluid and stool and nails of an older women i saw walking with a mixed black younger guy this girl looks different her skin is different and you should had seen her had almost the body of the girl in celeste shorts when i was going to buy food...her hair is different also...Some people would call her morena...And sarah Magaklan, & Melanie Crush from the adult video...And to be fair we are going to isolate the top 6 males from each race for women...And they will be kept in a bank in every country in the world...We are going to call it "PATRIMONIO DE LA HUMANIDAD"....I still dont know why the hell people call Patrinomio de la humanidad to statues and stones...And we are going to look at that Russian's women who i saw in the mall and i'll like for you all to get her blood, stool, nails, hair, everything and we are going to look at the gene that has her voice and we are going to tranfer it to them if is possible, and we are going to get the calf of i can't remember her name right now but she was my boss at a library in the 2 year college i went but we are going to get blood, everything and we are going to try and isolate her calfs, even though i have to admit the girl in celeste short had perfect calf they just needed to be 3 milimiters ticker, yes i said 3 milimiters... 
3. I want a Library in every province in the world that will have nothing but science & mathematics books...I want it in every darn province...
so far those are my demands for now, later i'll add the rest...
4. I want 4 levels of stock markets in the USA, 2 low, and 2 mediums....I want West Virginia's Cash25 in every darn province/country in the world running 4 times a day....
5. I want "MATHEMATICS" be made easier...
Those are my demands for now: "Out"....
6. I want Fitness to be made first a global religion then with time be created the command centers...
7. I want 2 Stocks markets in strategic countries in the world in every continent if we could put it in every country i would but they are kind of expensive...I want them to be 1 low and one medium...And let them be as dynamic as the USA's....funny but i am dead serious...
8. I want a free Pick3's Typing game that pays money like a pick3 in every country in the world for teenagers and kids..
9. I want the Mathematics lotto, 1 global and 1 in every country in the world [i explained them already]....
Now i am not no grunjy want to be filmaker, is easy to pick a bad acting, moronic tales that many of the studios determinan pros, i am talking about the lack of realism, realism...
10. I want every dog garn province and every dog garn country to have a "los Alamos" Laboratory but this lab is going to work on finding stuff to help the particular province and country to help the economy and help the country get richer and fight poverty, etc...
11. I want a company/building/association in every darn province/country in the world who will look at listen very careful, again LISTEN VERY CAREFULLY AT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY: A company who looks at the minority within the minority in every human feature, even the majority have a minority, i am talking exotic rareness..And once you get to know or tell the minority within the minority to write to you his interest you will find out that the minority within the minority only GETS SMALLER...I want this building/association to conduct a sensus a sensus in every province and country in the world and write down with details the features of every human feature, meticulously look at detail, i want everything in males and females...Dude if this sensus have to carry a lope [una lupa] with them so be it and look for rarerities, and look for "RARE MINORITY EXOTIC" in humans features and find out if they have jobs, houses, everything and i want some kind of assistance some kind of private assistance for them and a lotto for them...I want a regular lotto for them and a "50 million dollars every week lotto for them"...Also i want the same company to compensate the Minorities within the Minorities and Exotic" of each human feature based on the characteristics that makes them rare, the more rare they are the more he/she is compensated..For instance, if there is 200 particular people that are rare but 2 of them are missing a leg i want the company to reward the 2 that are missing a leg or if the 200 have 2 or 3 kids but there is 2 of them that got 10 kids i want you to reward the 2 of them that got tenkids...Dude this is about rarerity...Dude i want you to look at phrenology also type of body mass also somethings among the many others that i want you to look at....

12. I want a lotto for the mix people...They are considered the forgotten race and there is fewer of them than the major races...Even if they say they are not mixed but you are looking at their parents and see that they are they are automatically entered in a lotto that plays every 3 days...You may ask why every 3 days? Because there is more of you all and you all got one that plays every week...I want them globally and by country/province...also want them to have a spoke person/celebrity whatever you want to call them...

13. I want 100 billion dollars be allocated...I want 50 billion dollars be placed in the bank at 7% and with the 3.5 billion dollars coming your way every single year you are going to buy: BRAND NEW CARS...And you are going to pile them up spread gasoline on them and in New Years's Eve We are going to i dont know Thrash them/burn them, and we are going to do this every year "how much i wish brand new BMW's cost: 5,000 dollars....With the other 50 billion dollars you place it in the bank at: 7% and the 3.5 billion dollars we are going to buy "houses" brand new houses...And in New Year's Eve we are going to thrash them, demolish them, destroy them...But we are going to make sure every house and every car is painted color "celeste"....That's demand number: 13th....OUT...Please believe me, i would had love to set aside 5 trillion towards this cause...And the houses we are going to fill them with: "CHEESEBURGERS, EVERY CORNER OF THAT HOUSE WE ARE GOING TO FILL IT OUT WITH CHEESEBURGER WITH NO PICKLES AND MAYONNASE, HOTDOGS, & GRILLED MEAT, DETERGENT, AND CAPPUCHINO...AND WE ARE GOING TO BURN THOSE HOUSES EVERY DARN YEAR IN NEW YEAR'S EVE...IF WE COULD ONLY SPREAD THE CARS WITH DUST...DONT WORRY WE ARE GOING TO PACK THE CARS WITH CHEESEBURGERS, HOTDOGS, GUITARS AND BURN THEM TOO....

14. Dude i dont know i am still getting flashback about what happened in Germany and Japan and Italy during world war2 and what continues to happen around the world. Dude i get diarrhea thinking about it...Funny aint it...I tell you is some FUNNY ASS STUFF..Dude and i dont know because i am SO POOR that i dont know if my country gets REALLY POOR we wouldnt be able to make it, i cant stand my country been really poor that i am going to CONQUER the entire world....Dude we are doing so bad that i want blood, I WANT BLOOD, I SAID I WANT BLOOD, I WANT THE ENTIRE WORLD BLOOD, I WWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DO GARN IT BLOOD, NOT ONLY DO I WANT BLOOD BUT I WANT THE ENTIRE PLANETS BLOOD.....

15. i'll like to buy 20 billion dollars worth of helicopters, and once a month i want them to hover around the major cities of Germany, Italy, and Japan and i want them to throw sausages and pigs ears and milk and small mirrors, and hilo de coser, white paint, a celeste shorts, a DVD copy of the girl that i got on one of my emails, some pills of the medicine actonel, onion, black lingerie, a copy of the movie predator, a copy of the movie TimeCop, a copy of the movie The Core, lots of japanese animations, a bottle of reduce fat fast, herbalife, a soccer ball, a copy machine, a watch, a copy of the movie The Fountain, a copy of the tv show lost with some cocaine on it, a beer, a scanner, a basket ball ball, a picture of Saturn, a picture of the sun, doctors clothing, a tank of liquid nitrogen, a picture of Powerball machine and el gordo lotto machine, a ticket of the subscription to Golds gym, viagra, and a bottle of the penis enlarging pill, a bulb, a painting, a bottle of water, a plane ticket to Buenos Aires, a red cap, a photo of the women with the mixed guy i saw when i was going to eat food and the clothes she was wearing and coolaid throw them from the helicopter, 10 million chicken eggs, a bottle of petroleum, a video of Acorn viasco women posing as a prostitute, a book with the print in color yellow, the blood of michael jackson, a book of virology, a copy of the movie "13 monkeys", a lottery ticket with the number: 0101, a computer chip, a door key, a copy of the movie "Armaggeddon" and the movie star trek, a picture of the gene that controls eyes color, hair bleach, a copy of the movie "The Rock", a picture of Laura Simpson with blue eyes contacts, if i could only drop picture of a piece of the bone of a women with a picture of pharmaceutical company, a chess game, a map with the country of Russia & the Sahara, a little bottle potion of botox, a book of quantum mechanics, a picture of a supercomputer, a bottle of colone/perfume, a watch with the number 100, a picture of a cloud, a picture of a UFO, a second copy of the movie "The core", a picture of an airplane engine with the name: water pump, if i could send an alarm laser i would had, a picture of the movie "The rock, a small bottle of bottox and a picture of the international space station, a copy of the movie star trek [the new one] and a picture of the sun, a copy of the movie "Independence day, a picture of the international space station y una bocina, and a pack of duracell or a picture of the sun, a copy of the DVD big booty white girls but only with the picture of Melanie Crush on it, a picture of a supercomputer and next to it a lottery ticket with the numbers: 0101, and a picture of a mathematical algorithm, a picture of the place where they print the money, a picture of 30 trillion dollars check with a picture of the Global Women's Association and a toothpaste, a piece of cotton & a spring, the letter L and and the number 3, an American football game video, a dead chicken, a video of 2 fighter planes colliding, a youtube video of a monkey jumping in bed and then coming out and jumping again over and over without stoping, a TV and a radio and a music cd, a bottle of peanut, a picture of antartica, a picture of a windmill with a picture of a heater, a picture of the ecuator, a picture of Ebay logo with a picture of a bulb, a picture of a cheeseburger and a icecream, a picture of a cigarette, a male dildoe, a house, & a yellow sausage, a dead lion, a picture of ultimate fighter with a picture of a lion, a picture of the great grand canyon and a picture of a large thick penis, a picture of Stalin, Hin Cho Bau and a picture of Fidel Castro and Marx, a tiny speck of the brain of Einstein & a tiny speck of the brain of a Fox, squirrel, a whale, and i can't remember that other animal that has great memory, a picture of a microscope, a copy of the dvd big booty white girls with only the picture of Melanie Crush and inside of it a large array of tanning beds and a copy machine, a picture of Sarah Macgaklaun with a picture of a microscope, a copy machine and a picture of 30 trillion dollars, a youtubevideo of Melanie Crush dancing naked infront of a anciano with a video of hungry kids in africa who are dying and a picture of a prison, a video of 100 melanie Crush clones marrying 1 guy and a picture of 100 body builders marrying 1 melanie Crush and a picture of a 50 million dollar home with a build in boveda of 100 million dollars, a copy of the movie "GOOD WILL HUNTING 1 & 2", a picture of Melanie Crush, a dead spider, a diamond and a pig's tongue and a picture of a long line and the word "clones", a pair of batteries, a huge bundle of cables, some binoculars, and a chair, and some speakers, and a pair of audifonos, and una cadenas, una vacuna, a sunglass with a camera, a huge clock with without bateries, and a stomped can of beer, and the powerball logo and some gum and a huge bottle of water, and a castle....

I'll like a typing game in every country in the world for teenagers kind of like a Pick3 but pays less than a pick3....I'll see what more i can think...

Also this will not go towards people of the cities, is going to go towards people of the country side [del campo all around the world]....And if they are minorities living in the country side they will have some extra points of preference on their side and if they are obese they get bigger preferences points...
There is like 200 countries in the world right? Well i'll like 2 million in each country and that the 2 millions be placed in the bank at: 5% and the 100,000 coming to the country every year go to buy "Mathematics all kinds, Physics, Chemistry, biology, biochemistry, molecular biology, microbiology, etc and that it be given to people of those countries in the form of a "free lotto"....
16. I'll like Canada, England & India to Merge their Stock Markets and Have a union of Stock Market...Just the same way the USA merged with Europe...You know what that teaches me? That people prefer skin and money over comradery, if that's so why speak English...
AND PLEASE GET SOMETHING IN YOUR HEAD....I AM DEAD SERIOUS ABOUT EACH ONE OF THEM...
sincerely,
"MOVIE PAN'S LABERYNTH"....
Entry #481

Comments

1.
Comment by pumpi76 - October 22, 2009, 2:52 pm
I dont know i am having second thoughts about the mosquito that bites people and it let it eat their skin...Dude is just the "bullcrap" that occurs...You know people "STILL" believe this is paradise..I might just eliminate that demand i think i'll eliminate it, it should be eliminated...
2.
Comment by pumpi76 - October 22, 2009, 3:03 pm
Dude you want to hear something "VERY", VERY FUNNY...Right now nobody will claim to the act but you know remember Charle Sheen "Elevator transport" that change your appearance? Well if such a thing existed you know what will had happened??? THE ENTIRE WORLD...Please dont give me no bull i dont want to hear it some will resist but the entire planet will enventually drowned itself in this habit...You know what will had happened...The entire world will change its appearance to: "MELANIE CRUSH" from big booty white girl...Dude do not i repeat do not give me that bull...The entire world will change its appareance men & women to look like: "Melanie Crush" and you know what they will had done next? Convert Insects since there is like 10 million insects for every human, they will had done that and convert the insects as male humans or whatever design of their whims whatever design provides the most sexual experience and and get pound for billions of years to come...That's "EXACTLY" what would had happened...
3.
Comment by pumpi76 - October 22, 2009, 3:05 pm
and they will have the insects as slaves...

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