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people of the world: Matter of Global Security: Fitness Nutritionist Designated Chefs

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Last Edited: November 25, 2009, 7:21 am

Does it happen to you that everytime you eat and full yourself you feel like shooting yourself does it happen to you all the time???Well that doesnt happened to me but what does happen to me is that i feel like getting a beisball bat and just beating the crap out of the person that cook for me...

Listen to what i am about to say....YOUR WIFE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO COOK WORTH A ...And i wonder if she loves you she might love you but you are not everything to her if you was she will had baked the meat, not feed you meat everyday and not let you eat meat 2 days of the week...I say this is a matter of GLOBAL SECURITY...Not only that in many cases both the women and men work and when they come home from work they either eatch junk food or they quickly prepare something to eat heedless of a nutritionist, fitness opinion, etc...

This is what i want you to do...I want you to gather 400 million of you...Each wanting to chip in: $33 a paycheck...If you complain well why some of you think you are it or you are someone nobody can not be well cut the chit chat and do this...Anyways all 400 million chip in: $33 a paycheck for 12 years...It will be: 3.8 trillion dollars...Placed in the bank at: 9% it will be: 342 billion dollars coming your way every single year, you are going to hold it for 7 years....it will be: 2.39 trillion dollars added to the 3.8 trillion dollars it will be: 6 trillion 196 billion dollars...Placed in the bank at: 9% it will be: 558 billion dollars coming to you EVERY SINGLE YEAR....

With it you are going to create what i call a: FITNESS & NUTRITIONIST DESIGNATED CHEF...And this chef is going to come to your house and cook for your family....You will not have to pay for him/her and he is going to work for you "FOREVER"....And he is going to put every darn meat in the oven, make you not eat meat 2 twice a week and cook food or whatever you got by nutritional and fitness standards....Because your wife doesnt know how to cook worth a dam...Not only that if the FITNESS & NUTRITIONIST DESIGNATED CHEF cooks for you that gives your wife time to do other stuff gives her ample time to work out or take care of the kids or clean the house or rest, whatever the case or she is coming from work she doesnt have to worry about cooking...This chef is not going to live with you he is just going to cook for you and then he is gone...And if you worry about electricity then $40-$50 out of the chef paycheck will go to you to pay the electricity bills worth of the oven....A lot of people hire maids or others to clean the house, this is the same thing except that is free...Compliments of $400 million people and 12 years of work...The chef will also give the particular family food advice...

And those chef will get paid $500 a month...Give people jobs...they will go to college and get trained and everything...But it doesnt end there...The 558 billion dollars coming to you every single year you are going to take the 1st year take 200 billion place it in the bank at: 6% and the 12 billion dollars coming your way every single year is going to create the: Global TV Cancellation Program Company...This company will focus on turning off the TV for the week of the people that pay for the service...The people will say: Oh this week i just want to see this particular show and this show this day and at this hour this show and this show after that i want ti turned off....Look TV is also a drug you got to find a way to control it you can't just be watching tv all day and all night...Want to know a sad reality? in a typical family the TV for an average day is not turned off it goes on all day...Do the experiment and you will see....And people will pay: $5 a month to have that service and the revenue will go towards charity [remember this service is already paid for]...For example, if 10 million subscribers join then that will be: $50 million dollars toward charity every month...

With the rest of the 358 billion dollars you are going to create "FITNESS & NUTRITIONISTS DESIGNATED CHEF COLLEGES/UNIVERSITIES....to train this particular chefs...

with 558 billion dollars a year you know 93 million fitness & nutritionist designated chefs worldwide will be employed...

Again do you see all that is missing because your retarded bank system can't handle too much pressure and the bank system interest rate system has not be replaced...

The designated chef can be a male or female...And make sure that each designated chef that graduates from the Fitness & Nutritionist Designated Chef School make sure they are "SKINNY" VERY SKINNY" because the job can creep up on you...

but there is a problem if a Fitness & Nutritionist Designated Chef retires if all of them retire then there will be "0" Fitness & Nutritionist Designated Chef left back...So another thing you can do is divide the 558 billion dollars coming to you every year into $120,000 which at 5% will give: $500 a month and when the chefs retire or die that money carries on to the next designated chef....Is up to you how you want to do it...The thing is that it is a matter of: "GLOBAL SECURITY" and it needs to be done...

Also look i know this is a lot but if you could chip in: $66 a paycheck for 12 year and you was to isolate the $100,000 or $120,000 accounts placed them in the bank at: 5% then in 15 years there will be: 300 million "Designated chefs" in 30 years there will be: 600 million designated chefs" and it will only continue to grow...If the bank interest rates was replaced, then by the time the chefs retires and die there would had been: between 2 billion 800 million and 3 billion designated chefs in the world...That's if everything was kept the same...And yes i said billion with a "B"...

This could be a long term investment by governments because health care is costing governments a fortune and "THEORETICALLY" according to scientist the healthier you eat the less you will go to the hospital and the more prosperous life you will live...

And remember the more a person is sick the more he will go to the hospital and the more he will skip from work multiply that by hundreds of millions it will cause a slow down in economies...

Dude you either listen to me "OR" you can watch how when you are 40 you are a ball of fat and your wife comes to you and tells you she wants you to invite a second "driller-banger" and since you are fat you get to watch how she is mercilessly hammered in bed with time it begins to creep up you get jealous and you want to kill her because if you divorce her she will be gone with half your money...You know 3 billion women dead by their fatty husband killer is a lot of women, also 3 billion women getting sexually hammered in bed as their fatty husband watch is a lot of women...Not only that...Remember the Bulb that will work like a sun??? or the fuel that we need to get us out of here when the planet is going to collapse i will hate to see the next einstein who will come up with those ideas die of a heart attack or die prematurely because his wife or his parent wifes didnt know how to cook...And dont forget once a person is fat is genetic...Pero no me hagas caso porque tu todo lo sabes...Right...

Not only that if they separate that's 3 billion families separating and 3 billion kids been raised without their father or mother, which means more mothers having more kids meaning double worries double task like having 2 kids is not lifting 400 pounds of weight on the bench press already and for the father since he is "single" more sexual nomadity [from the word nomad] which might just lead to increase in sexually transmitted disease...Talking about bringing the AIDS virus back again as the leading cause of death in the world...And each one of those sexual nomadity "might be a child"....adding 900 pounds of weight in the bench press for the male and dont forget "debt" is lurking right there...And so is "HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE" which i said will give almost everyone...

Dont forget despit that both of them will be fat dont forget that no matter how fat the wife is she can always get herself a man to satisfy her it is not the case for the male husband...

Also do me a favor...I want you to teach "PSYCHOLOGY 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, ETC make it "MANDATORY"...in every high school every junior school in every college/university in every graduate school IN THE WORLD...Do me that favor and do yourself, and THIS WORLD that favor...

Also something else let's be theoretical i dont think is going to happen but you never know and we should always be prepared for the worse...Suppose the 3 billion women get killed by their husband [i am just showing you possible scenarios here], suppose the 3 billion women get killed by their fat husbands that will mean that there will be a disbalanced between the ratio of males & females in the world...Which will mean that women "serian algo codiciado" which will mean that women will get to use a nice word "hit" sexually which if they didnt take care it will mean that she will be pregnant all the time and this can also bring the sexual nomady which may cause sexually transmitted diseases to go rampant and not only will AIDS but its smaller cousins might raise to the top of the list...Think of this as possible scenarios....

and every 3 years or 4 years this designated chefs will take the summer off [specifically the months of may, june and july] and they will go to the university/college and get refreshed and study and learn new things...after that they go back to work.... 

Also i "JUST" thought of this, thanks to the new movie "PRECIOUS"...There is a problem when we begin to cross the stars...WAnt to know what the problem is? IS VERY DEADLY...You know now that i think about it more difficult will be getting to the planet, than leaving earth...Want to know what the Deadly problem is??? "GRAVITY...TO BE EXACT, THE NEW PLANET'S GRAVITY...Because if is a little heavier than earth you will feel weak all the time and if is very heavy you will feel like an elderly...That's why you must create "WORK OUT/EXERCISE AND SPORT EVENTS FOR THE ELDERLY and study them because you got to be prepared for everything...How do YOUNG PEOPLE simulate "elderly" living?By lifting weights, accustoming yourself to lift weights but i am talking, lifting weights forever since they are little kids....

And there is something i am going to tell you...Nothing you do, compares to be an elderly, nothing; NOTHING....So if i was you i will start lifting weights from a young age, make it a practice and i dont mean lifting weights 3 times a week i mean 6 days a week dont focus on strenght focus on repetitions...Because when you "TURN INTO AN ELDERLY"...Is going to be nothing you ever experience...And it will be good to practice all your life: "Boxing" specially for women, make them practice boxing, because when they turn elderly...you know the commong phrase: "GOD HELP US" well you will be thinking a lot about it...So imagine being an elderly thinking "GOD HELP US" with high blood pressure...AND been a woman...

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Comments

1.
Comment by pumpi76 - November 24, 2009, 10:46 pm
want to know something???I think that when you just finish eat and you are full and you do work i think your hearts beats faster you are making your heart beat faster now imagine this everyday? now imagine if you have high blood pressure who knows what could happen....
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Comment by pumpi76 - November 29, 2009, 4:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYbTNxFBk0

menso artista...Awesome artist...Wish i personally had $300 million to give it to him...reminds me of Douglas & Junier...
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Comment by pumpi76 - November 29, 2009, 4:09 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvYbTNxFBk0

something to think about...
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Comment by pumpi76 - December 2, 2009, 4:21 pm
you know the wife buys meat which meat already comes with some sodium to preserve it...Then ontop of that they seasoned the meat with A BUNCH OF SEASONING TO KINGDOM COME which already has salt, then the sauce/gravy already comes with salt as preservative and ontop of that they pour just a tip of salt in the sauce, if you notice onion which is used in sauce and the tomatoe sauce/paste has salt on it, plus they throw salt on the rice plus the beans if they use the can comes with salt and if it doesnt come with salt they throw some salt on it...and in some countries they use water from the sea and is not 100% filtered of salt and some waters that is used from sweat water i am not sure but i think they throw a little bit of salt on it...And they do this TWICE A DAY for lunch and dinner not counting breakfast? and this goes on every day...what you think is going to happen in 10 years...They all get high blood pressure or they pressure goes up and is not like it used to be...They are not aware that everything on the grocery store has salt on it...And ontop of that they drink some soda with it which has sodium...that's like 8 times of salt or 15 times of salt everyday not counting breakfast...What do you think is going to happen in 10 years...And is 365 days a year...
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Comment by pumpi76 - December 2, 2009, 4:24 pm
on ontop of that no exercise...what you think is going to happen....
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Comment by pumpi76 - December 2, 2009, 4:39 pm
Also, they feed this to little kids from the time they are small childs just coming out of baby hoods and high blood pressure is one of those things that builds so they feed this to the little childs comeing out of baby hoods by the time the kid is 21 he/she is all beefed up with high blood pressure and it just keeps mounting...well i think it builds up on kids but it will not show as very high on kids it will just show as an increase by the time the kid is an adult then there begins the builds up more...
Also want to know something you probably didnt know? i am not sure but i think that drinking too much salt causes you to be more horny than usual...this one is a theory but i want you to see something, what race are the ones that eat more salt? Asians...And what races has most countries more populated? ASia....
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Comment by pumpi76 - December 2, 2009, 5:15 pm
take breakfast for example...bread got salt they pour salt on the flour, cheese if you taste it it got a small amount of salt, MILK got salt, orange juice got small amount of salt, cereal got salt, sodium, salt, season whatever they all the same....And that's breakfast...
And then comes the BEER, if you taste beer it is salty...And man drinks beer como loco, like crazy...And it adds to the salt build up...And there are people that even cook on satursday while there are others who dont cook on saturdays or eat stuff light on saturdays...
Again this goes on EVERY SINGLE DAY, ALL 365 DAYS...And there are people that go for seconds...
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Comment by pumpi76 - December 2, 2009, 5:31 pm
And this brings me to the following scenario...Dont forget that women anatomy/biology is different than the man's biology/anatomy...You know even pharmaceutical companies make drugs thinking that men and women are the same to every drop of gram...How do you know women's receptors are not more sharpen than's mans, remember women's heart is constantly beating 2 micro seconds faster than mans and the anatomy molecular biologically is slightly different....And yet they are treated the same...there is 2 predicaments here...If a women taste boods is a little bit more sharpen than mans's then women by nature will want a little bit more spices while the man will not worry about it...And at the same token since a man taste budds is not as sharpen as the women by nature man will eat a lot of salt without noticing it....
Again and this occurs every day, 365 days a week...What you think will happen in 10 years...Plus we dont know microscopically how women bodies deal with salt than mans's...dont forget even though we are almost equal women lose weight harder than man...Again they dont pay attention to all those details..And dont forget women can have more orgasm than man which will mean they will need more water than man...Again many stuff they dont see...
maybe they look the same but i am talking microscopically...
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Comment by pumpi76 - December 2, 2009, 6:32 pm
Tell me is a bmw same thing as a honda? they are almost alike internally and externally but they differ...Is a GM SUV same thing as daewoo sedan? Dude you can make a screw the same for a SUV and make the same screw for a daewoo sedan..Both have almost the same parts but there are things that different and there are dimensions that differ also..
Yet they make pharmaceutical drugs the same one for both men and women..

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