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# A little math

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A friend sent this.

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Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint.....it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-<snip>
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far a\$\$ kissing will take you.

A-\$-\$-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bull<snip> and A\$\$ Kissing that will put you over the top.

Entry #1,562

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Comment by time*treat - December 9, 2009, 12:28 pm
teleprompter = 163 ;)
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Comment by emilyg - December 9, 2009, 12:54 pm
Love it.
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Comment by konane - December 9, 2009, 1:24 pm
Thanks Time*treat! LOLOLOL
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Comment by konane - December 9, 2009, 1:25 pm
Thanks Em! Thought we needed a good laugh.
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Comment by truecritic - December 9, 2009, 9:07 pm
Here is how to really score at work :)
sexual harassment = 190
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Comment by konane - December 9, 2009, 9:47 pm
Thanks Truecritic! Good one!
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Comment by TigerAngel - December 9, 2009, 10:04 pm
Cute! Reminds me of this. When two people get together and marry they often think they'll meet eachother halfway, giving 50% each to the other to maintain the relationship. Problem is they each need to give 100%. Hee hee, just a diddy.
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Comment by konane - December 10, 2009, 10:21 am
Thanks TigerAngel! Great observation!

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