And then the fight started.......

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, "What's on TV?"

I said, "Dust."

And then the fight started...

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My husband and I are watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed....I turned to him and said, "Do you want to have sex?"

"No, " he answered.

I then said, "Is that your final answer?"

He didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."

So I said, "Then i'd like to phone a friend."

And then the fight started...