Some people call me Space Cowboy
Some call me the Gangster of Love
Some people call me Maurice
Cuz I speak of the Pompitous of Love.
Those are lyrics from the Steve Miller song, The Joker.
Miller said that pompitous was just a "jive talk" word that he made up to make the song work cuz he didn't have a word to fill in that blank.
There are those who contest that but to me it is indicative of something that goes much deeper. Men will never understand the thought processes of women any more than we understand the word pompitous. Some things will always be a mystery. Maybe some things were meant to be a mystery.
Like all men, I love women. I know what they like. I know what they like to do. To be honest, I can have a lot more fun with a group of women than I can with the guys. But sometimes trying to understand what makes them tick can be frustrating. You can say something you consider to be completely innocuous and non-confrontational and it is taken to be something offensive or hurtful by someone you care about.
This will remain the mystery of the ages to me but I'll keep working on it.
Cuz I love wimmins.