If you are part of a subversive organization, defined as a "corporation, society, association, camp, group, bund, political party, assembly, body or organization, composed of two or more persons, which directly or indirectly advocates, advises, teaches or practices the duty, necessity or propriety of controlling, conducting, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, of this State or of any political subdivision thereof by force or violence or other unlawful means" you must first register and pay a $5.00 filing fee (possibly refunded after the overthrow? )

SUBVERSIVE ACTIVITIES REGISTRATION ACT
http://www.scstatehouse.gov/code/t23c029.htm

copy of the form (pdf format)
http://fitsnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/SubversiveAgentForm.pdf

commentary
http://rawstory.com/2010/02/south-carolinas-subversive-activities-registration-act-force/
http://www.nowpublic.com/world/south-carolina-terrorist-registration-law-paperwork-al-queda-2569751.html

We will shock-and-awe you with our ... paperwork-of-doom machine! (Hey, it works on 'Mericans.)