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Illegal Immigrant Buying love joke.
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Sex With an Illegal Immigrant - -
An illegal immigrant picks up a hooker.
"Hey, how much you charge for da hour, sister?" he asks.
"$100," she replies.
In broken English, he says, "Do you do immigrant style?"
"No" she says.
"I pay you $200 to do immigrant style."
"No," she says, not knowing what immigrant style is.
"I pay you $300."
"No," she says.
"I pay you $400."
"No," she says.
So finally he says, "OK, I pay $1,000 to do immigrant style."
She thinks, "Well, I've been in the game for over 10 years now.
I've had every kind of request from weirdoes from every part of the world.
How bad could
immigrant style be?"
So she agrees and has sex with him. Finally, after several hours, they
finish.
Exhausted, the hooker turns to him and says, "Hey, I was expecting something
perverted
and disgusting. But that was good. So, what exactly is immigrant style?"
The illegal immigrant replies, "You send bill to Government."
AND THAT MY FRIENDLY TAXPAYERS , IS EXACTLY HOW THE
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ARE SCREWING US!
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Hey isn't that what Obammy is doing now????
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