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Hillarious Stuff that has happened to me...

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Last Edited: March 18, 2010, 3:53 pm

Back then i didnt know about my name and what it meant...If you dont know what it means read my previous blog...Anyways...stuff i am remembering...

1 time i was driving in Georgia and i stop at a traffic light...You know who i saw??? Nicolas Cage in a car pass by me and waved AT ME...LOL..

1 time i was at a library and i was coming out of the library and there was: BILL GATES or someone looking EXACTLY LIKE HIM, and he pointed his index finger at me, was parked right infront of the library...lol..

1 time i was riding with one of my brothers and we stoped at a traffic light...I saw rapper T.I...lol...

1 time i was walking home and guess who i saw??? LeBron James waved at me from a car that he was in...lol...

Dude it sounds funny but those who i saw...

1 time there was this i think he was a Russian boxer, he is very tall he was repeatedly punching the camera on tv and said: I got your number on tv, the next DAY i saw him at the airport....lol...

I´ve seen the president of Panama pass me by on a car and waved at me...

Dude i dont know if this people´s are clones or what, but those are who i saw...

One time i went to a Bank and who was going to attend me was Laura Simpson she has got to be the most beautiful woman in the world, well packed...Anyways i was at the bank ready to see her but there was a hot beautiful blonde infront of me, well packed also...She talked to Laura Simpson and made a HUGE ARGUMENT and pointed the hands to me and said i was before him...lol...Now i pick up the joke...Stuff that have nothing to do...

yesterday i went to a grocery stores in the outskirts of Costa Rica and a black guy that was infront of me made a huge argument to a woman and said: Llorando por un centavo...Dude 1 penny...Right infront of me, look like he had money...you should look up what centa vos means in Spanish...It means: YOU SIT DOWN..or it could mean: 100 FOR YOU...lol...hilarious...

then as i was leaving the grocery store 2 women talking to each other said: El tickete a la carniceria esta caro...LOL...It means, the ticket of the meat market is expensive....

Also a guy from India had the same features/skin tones as Eva Longoria was talking on CNN on the TV and his name was Eva Are he was a commentator talking to man and the commentator said: It is the first time that something like this happens and the man said: The best thing to do is to sit in the finance minister´s lap....It was hilarious....lol...

If you havent noticed, this people are making publicity stunts around me...Doing their Grand Standing infront of me because of what my complete name means...

I know why in the past when i have been walking minding my bussiness people have thrown bananas at me or right infront of me where i will be walking or driving....

I remember one time we were home and a guy send us a SACK A HUGE SACK of green planting, what for i dont know...What it had to do with me i dont know...Dude i´ve seen plates of food repeatedly thrown infront of my dad´s house...What it had to do with me i dont know again it doesnt make any sense...

Dude people have thrown DVD cases with the name, camino al infierno infront of my dad´s house which means: path to hell...

I remember when i was in the USA going and see the psychiatrist, my caucasian psychiatrist approached me and said: Where you´ve been i missed you...And i am like what does that got to do with me i´ve been here all along and i am like what are you saying...

I remember 1 time (not knowing what my name meant) i told my dad...I think i told him i wanted to change my name or that If i ever become rich i´ll change my last name of: Garcia to something else...I remember the following day on TV there was a big act of terrorrism...This happened in the USA...

I remember 1 time (not knowing what my name meant) i told my dad...I think i told him i wanted to change my name or that If i ever become rich i´ll change my last name of: Garcia to something else...I remember the following day on TV there was a big act of terrorrism...This happened in the USA...

Sometimes i sit down tired sit down in the cauch and i think, i´ll like to watch the movie: Anaconda, i turn on the TV and the movie Anaconda is showing....Stuff that only happen to me...

Dude i remember when i was in the USA a group of about 8 blondes were talking to a guy and 1 of them burst out saying: FOR CRYING OUT LOUD JIMMY YOU CARRY HIS NAME...

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Comments

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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 4:48 pm
Also, my best friend along with miguel but D not to mention his complete name i considered him my best friend...Well want to know something...Since a kid we noticed this...D is probably the ONLY person in this planet who LOOKS like an Alien the only one...We noticed this since we were small...Not just that his physical appearance is as if he was well gifted from birth, i´ve never seen anyone like him...Also my head is a little tilted i sometimes look like an alien myself the shape of my head...That is something we all noticed from small about Douglas...Not just that D is probably the only black person who i said must be an Einstein along with Collin Powell...Dude i´ve never in my life seen anything like him...Few times in my life it has crossed my mind that D is some kind of alien genetic experiment...He looks like E.T some...

Dude i dont think there is ANYONE in this planet like him...i´ve seen so many black people and nobody looks like him....
also my best friend D his last name is: Novell which read backwards is: LOVE N OR N LOVE...What is N n is the letter used in MATH...Dude he looks like E.T and his name is: LOVE N or N LOVE...N LOVE will read as the to the NTH love...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 5:39 pm
did i tell you i have a mark i could swear i was borned with it but i have a cut, RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FOREHEAD....Dude sounds funny but i can remember when i was baptized as a little child i am talking when i was 8 months old...That´s one of the strangest things....
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 6:23 pm
it could also read as: love to the Nth degree...It could read as: Nth love...spelled backwards that is...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 6:31 pm
you know what Laura Simpson says backwards??? A Rula simp son as in: A Rula Simpastizes son...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 6:32 pm
it will read as: A Ruler Simpatizes son....And Laura Simpson HAS to be the most beautiful woman in the world...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 9:20 pm
Not just that, i turn on the TV and i see pelting of fire from 1 group to another one class/type to another from 1 feature to another dude i see missiles been fired from different sides to different sizes and retaliations...lol...Dude i see name calling, everything...I see people getting shot, verbally drop on the ground, get back up and shoot back again....Dude as if it was: Israel vs. Palestine...lol...is worse that that is a world war2 going on on tv...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 9:22 pm
and everyone seens to know the future also....lol...dude i see grenades toss from buildings people making ways and firing back up.....is almost in every channel...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 9:38 pm
Dude i will see people from one convoy open a gas grenade show them to their german shepperd dog so he smell it and then they will toss it to another convoy...I see all that crap on tv.....
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 11:22 pm
Dude i hear and see stuff on tv as: hold the darn gun with force and why are your legs shaking, i see a bunch of stuff...Dude i hear the TV making fun of Europe...I hear Europe making fun of the rest of the world...i hear/see stuff on tv like: please harder....Dude is a jungle on tv...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 11:24 pm
dude i see and hear stuff like: i wont bite...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 11:27 pm
i even see stuff on LP too...but i will not say a thing...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 18, 2010, 11:28 pm
dude i see some serious gear on tv not physical gear words gear...
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 19, 2010, 12:02 am
Dude, i have been in the toilet doing my necesities and my NEIGHBOORS TV loud that i can hear it from the bathroom as i was stooling was saying: NO QUIERO NADA CON EL...I dont want nothing to do with him...is not the first time and i ask myself what are the odds...Anyways this one could had been a: coincidence but who knows....My neighboor CANT pick it up because the words were not meant for her...It was from a guy named: Tapia who is also the name of an: Eagle....
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Comment by pumpi76 - March 19, 2010, 12:11 am
i hear stuff on TV like, DUDE you are not going to eat that stake/bacon...lol...

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