As you know people make publicity stunts around me sometimes because of my name...

then a guy was walking with his wife/fiance and he said: Ven aca te digo que hasme caso...right next to me...

Anyways, I saw a nice chick approach me her hair was very rare (yes she was white) and she asked me, donde por aqui hay un mercado...she had a tattoe at the end of her biceps...which is rare for a woman to have it....Translate it was: Excuse me do you know where here close here there is a market....Yet there is no market for miles....

Then i am walking and this hot chick who was blonde and spanish who is very rare features wise she got in a car with a guy and the guy said: Yo la llevo, i will carry you....Then she said: Dile a ella que aqui quien es la reina/quien manda...Translate it read: Tell her i said out here who rules/who is the queen...

but llevo backwards and is: yo la love...

Hilarious stuff...

then i am walking in the house soon after i finished writing the above paragragh and as i pass the tv, one character said: Si como no varios servicious culinarios...ah ha si como no...A trabajar...

Again Hillarious...if you dont get the joke look at the word: Culinario spelled out: Culi---N---rios...

Again couldnt not believe it...Please dont shoot the messenger....