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Let me see if I got this right...

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Let me see if I got this right...

- IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

- IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

- IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.

- IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

- IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

- IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

- IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET................................

1 - A JOB, 2 - A DRIVERS LICENSE,
3 - SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
4 - WELFARE,
5 - FOOD STAMPS,
6 - CREDIT CARDS,
7 - SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
8 - FREE EDUCATION,
9 - FREE HEALTH CARE,
10 - A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON ,
11 - BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE,
12 - AND THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT.

I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE

I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...Bang Head

Entry #269

Comments

Avatar jarasan -
#1
Oh yeah (not that anyone in their right mind would want to move there) but try moving to Mexico and becoming a Mexican.
Avatar Tenaj -
#2
I have to agree with you on this one Jarasan.
Avatar JAP69 -
#3
You got it right.
Is'nt America wonderful.
Avatar sully16 -
#4
I see this every day at work, It's fun slicing prime rib for people who sneak in , then I get to show them where the crab legs , shrimp and red bull are kept. In the mean time we are usually eating a hamburger based meal, michigan calls it guest workers, they are the guest and i'm the worker. you haven't lived until you seen a life time subscriber to food stamps walk up to a register with 6 carts of food, then 2 carts go back because they throw massive amounts of food into carts and do the actual shopping at the register.more fun is when they pull out a massive wad of cash to pay for nonfood items.then they want carryout service ..can't even put the food in their own navigator.
Avatar lory7646 -
#5
well guess i will be movin to the land of the free2 ....USA..lmao
Avatar TigerAngel -
#6
LOL, hey I'm thinking of giving up citizenship then return and get all the benies!
Avatar jarasan -
#7
What is disconcerting is that the agenda has deviated to amnesty etc. ..............wonder why? Votes in November 10'! Of course, it is almost stomach curdling how predictable these charlatans are. I mean come on................... the POTUS is in frinking continuous campaign mode. Thanks everybody!

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