Hmmm, we refuse to document those who don't belong here (and you're a racist for wanting us to, while mandating you pay for them at the state level), but we'll GPS-track you to your front door, monitor every one of your cold medicine purchases and banking transactions (yes, some of the slaves actually read those multi-hundred page bills, but the other slaves keep 'em in line for us) and demand our "protection" money be forked over, in a timely manner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ybcu2itqvEQ or

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2un7emwP_0

or search for: PA tax amnesty ad