A TSA worker in Miami was arrested for aggravated battery after police say he attacked a colleague who'd made fun of his small genitalia after he walked through one of the new high-tech security scanners during a recent training session.
Sources say Negrin stepped into the machine during the training session and became embarrassed and angry when a supervisor (Is that one of those so-called "trained professionals" they always tout? ~t*t) started cracking jokes about his manhood, made visible by the new machine.
Gee, they told us the machines a) didn't reveal that kind of detail and b) were not viewed by screeners in the passenger area.
But, as long as you feeeeeeel safer... schmucks. ~t*t