Aaahhhh, I wish a few Generals like this would break into all the TV stations to announce new developements in the WH like:
"All the traitors in the White House, including Obama, and in the Congress have been arrested for treason against the United States of America. Rest assured the Constitution is being restored as we speak and the America that you remember and love will be restored ASAP! God bless America!"
And now a special treat of a real American giving his speech to a dinner party in Montana: