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Toyota Dealership

I have been driving nothing but Toyota trucks since 1980.  I currently drive a 1995 Tacoma.  It only has 250,000 miles.  Had it tuned up and the drive shafts reworked last week for about $1200.  Will probably be good for another 100k but my wife has been after me to get a new truck.
 
I stopped by the Toyota Dealership yesterday for a look at the new Tacoma. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new "feel" before they become extinct.

The salesman (wearing an Obama "change" lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat describing the truck and all its "wonderful" options.
 
The seats were of particular interest. He explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the summer heat.
 
Feeling like messing with his mind, I mentioned that this must be a Republican truck. Looking a bit angry, he asked why I thought it was a Republican truck.
 
I explained that if it were a Democrat truck, the seats would blow smoke up your @$$ year-round.
 
I had to walk back to the dealership; darn guy had no sense of humor.