"Some Stuff I Wish I'd Said"  

- "To the world you might be one person, but to one person you  
might be the world."  

- "Going to church does not make you a good person anymore than  
going to McDonald's makes you a hamburger."  

- "Real friends are those who, when you feel you've made a fool  
of yourself, don't feel you've done a permanent job."  

- "Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on  
the same side."  

- "I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to."  

- "Lead your life so you won't be ashamed to sell the family  
parrot to the town gossip."  

- "People gather bundles of sticks to build bridges they never  
cross."  

- "Life is 10% of what happens to you, and 90% of how you  
respond to it."  

- "Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and  
sometimes you weep."  

- "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long  
enough to make them all yourself."  

- "There are two things I've learned: There is no Cinderella.  
And, I'm not her Prince."