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Which side of the fence?

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Came in email, pretty accurate in my opinion.  However believe in the current leftist-lurching political climate you could substitute Conservative for Republican, Leftist for Democrat.

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Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.   

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.

If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.   

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.   

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.   

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.   

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.   

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

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Comments

1.
sully16Comment by sully16 - July 6, 2010, 11:28 am
I will forward this to my friends. yeeeeeehaaaaaw.
2.
konaneComment by konane - July 6, 2010, 12:11 pm
Thanks Sully! Hope they enjoy it as much as we did!

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