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A Message to the USA, UK, GERMANY, France AND ALL COUNTRIES of the World

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Last Edited: July 16, 2010, 1:56 am

                                                   I am going to speak to the USA but it reffers to all countries...USA you have to STOP been TOO demanding on your English Vocabulary Requirement to minorities and immigrants...The USA language, has MORE IDIOMS than there are: WORDS IN THE DICTIONARY...What kind of LANGUAGE is that...Dude a PERSON, A HUMAN BEING, has to put up with SO MUCH CRAP in HIS LIFE, so MUCH PELTING and there is SO MUCH JUNK AND PELTING IN THIS WORLD SO MUCH to HAVE to put up with your Fre..k....ENGLISH DEMANDS...As if i was applying to HARVARD, where is HARVARD located: New Jersey???: IT SHOULD STAY RIGHT THERE....

And Britain, let´s not even TALK about it....

Dude, an immigrant or minority spends, 5.4 years taking a shower, 3.4 years using the toilet, 1.3 years brushing his teeth, by the time you are 42 all your 30 friends got narrowed down to 2, by the time you are 47 your father and mother has passed away and you are alone, in the case of immigrants you left your country and family to be WHERE, you spend: 37 years WORKING, 1.3 years taking a vacation, after your 37 birthday your immune system weakens making harder to lose weight, when you turn 42 you have to check your prostate, when you turn 46 you have to check your mamograns every year, your kids is gaining weight, your teen got pregnant at a young age, there is only 5 ways to be superrich, THE DARN COLD, once you gain so much weight or turn a certain age your wife doesnt want you because you are not what you used to in bed, got to worry about sickness, every 4 years you have to buy a new car, dude it takes like 2 years to lose 40 pounds, you have to incorporate FRUITS in your diet, once you turn 67 your medicines pills are skyrocketed [the price of todays pill will not be the same price 30 years later], if you lose your sexual organ like from cholesterol FORGET IT, you spend 8 years driving, when you retire is at AGE 65 so it leaves you with 10 years to really enjoy life, you spend: 22 years of your life watching tv, drinking beer, and sleeping, most people got backacke, it takes 1 WEEK to read 1 book, you have to buy cars for each one of your KIDS, you have to becareful who you have intimate relations with not to catch an STD, when you are in intercorse you dont even enjoy it because you worry you will get her pregnant, 82% of your paycheck goes into paying the house, ect, ect...[Dear Lord What is that]....dude i can list THE LIBRARY OF CONGRESS/VATICAN OF THE stuff people have to worry about instead of putting with your RETARDED, VEGETATIVE STATE english vocabulary and grammar demands.....

And then i have to PUT up with WHO with what kind of vocabulary demands, because YOUR FATHER was a MONARCH and you DESCENDED FROM HEAVEN and below the ground is all liquid lava...

And if you are a woman...

Dude are you TRYING to give someone the HUMAN IMMUNO-DEFICIENCY VIRUS to someone or to a group of people...That´s what it looks like....

You know what´s also funny, that a minority or immigrant the same: $100,000 he used to buy his house he could place it in the bank and the interests every month hire AN ENGLISH TEACHER to come to his place EVERY DAY to teach him English and in 4 or 5 years he/she knows ALL THE DARN DICTIONARY/THESAURUS......

And just if in case you DIDNT know...When reading a book: Cant remember the number but it was  8..There are 8 LEVELS OF ENGLISH when reading a books and novels or in English literature...Not including the British English and Irish and Scottish or Australian, and other countries...There is a big dictionary of SLANG, there is a dictionary of IDIOMS, there is a TEXTBOOK of GRAMMAR, now they are coming with: cell phone texting which is another dictionary, there is a dictionary of English roots.....ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME...Dude it leaves NO room to chase: Who wants to be a millionaries or learn geography for example....And we HAVENT TOUCHED MATH...lol or SCIENCE YET....It will not surprise me if you got better odds of winning/cracking Powerball than learning THAT SUN STAR, you call ENGLISH or becoming a Mr. Olympia bodybuilder than learning English...And i have to see how i become a millionaire...And YOU WANT ME TO WHAT...And then put UP with WHO and DEAL WITH WHAT...Dude are you TRYING to give someone the: HUMAN IMMUNO-DEFICIENCY VIRUS to someone or to a group of people...And then if you go to another country you have to LEARN ANOTHER WHAT...QUE DIOS TE BENDIGA...MAY GOD BE WITH YOU...

And almost EVERY FOOD HAS CHOLESTEROL OR SALT, QUE SI FAT IN FOOD you got to WATCH FOR...

And when you retire, since inflation has kicked in there is a possibility the USA might becoming too EXPENSIVE and you might have to relocate to another country and learn ANOTHER WHAT...At age 68...

And then i am SUPPOSE to go through all of THAT and NOT have 40 KIDS...

The BEST advise i can give you is: pool, pitch in with a lot of people, whatever, but from the time you set food in the USA or from the time you are born, hire a PERSONAL FITNESS TRAINER THAT COMES TO YOUR HOUSE, motivates you and helps you stay fit in fitness and is EVERYDAY with you he calls you like a friend advises you EVERYDAY on what to eat and not like a private fitness and nutrition advisor everyday of your life until the day you die...That´s the BEST advise i CAN GIVE YOU...Pull strings whatever but create an ASSOCIATION of these personal fitness advisors like your private angel [to minorities and immigrants]....Dude, DUDE, DUUUUUDDDEEE, TAKE THE ADVISE...

And the same personal fitness advisor who come to your house everyday is also your debt & money manager counselor/advisor, and sex advisor.....

And the WORSE OF ALL is that i am talking about the USA, NOT the rest of the WORLD YET....And if I was YOU i will let this fitness, money and debt and sex advisor have a little bit of POWER OVER YOU like sign a law contract...In the USA and Specially if you are talking about other countries other than the USA...Is Better to be safe than sorry...And i forgot you are: extrovert and the DARN COLD...O.K Then you better listen...And have this fitness expert personal advisor check your blood pressure EVERY WEEK for the REST of your LIFE....

Eat oatmeal every day/morning for the REST OF YOUR LIFE...

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