"From Gov. Jennifer Granholm: Oil sheen has been detected on the surface of the river more than twice as far downriver as previously thought. The slick begins southeast of Battle Creek, where the pipeline is thought to have ruptured. Late Wednesday, Gov. Granholm said the sheen has been seen from the air near the dam at Morrow Lake, an area officals with Enbridge Energy had hoped to protect."

I say, "There's a terrible unimbibing sensation coming out of Lansing, i wonder if they could help recover the oil?"