From

I R S I Cheated on You

by Jerry Sires

 

Well hello there

Is this the Internal Revenue?

I’m calling up to tell you

That I have been untrue.

I know it hurts

To forgive

But still I’m asking you

IRS I do confess I cheated on you.

I know you’ve heard these same old words

Ten thousand times before.

But I feel your frightening presence

Knocking at my door.

I can’t sleep at night from worrying

Just you’re going to do

I R S I do confess I cheated on you.

 

Always sounded a bit like Ernest Tubb when he sang it.

Jack