I R S I Cheated on You
by Jerry Sires
Well hello there
Is this the Internal Revenue?
I’m calling up to tell you
That I have been untrue.
I know it hurts
But still I’m asking you
IRS I do confess I cheated on you.
I know you’ve heard these same old words
Ten thousand times before.
But I feel your frightening presence
Knocking at my door.
I can’t sleep at night from worrying
Just you’re going to do
I R S I do confess I cheated on you.
Always sounded a bit like Ernest Tubb when he sang it.