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Watch out for those southern ladies ...

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Two casually dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant woman from Calfornia, married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the South.

When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz..

Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.

Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"

The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the Southern lady.

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my God! What on earth for?"

The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a <snip>?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious"....

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Comments

1.
sully16Comment by sully16 - August 17, 2010, 10:33 am
LOL, Thats a good one, Ill keep it in mind.
2.
konaneComment by konane - August 17, 2010, 10:52 am
Thanks Sully! For the most part it's on the money about southern politeness.
3.
Rick GComment by Rick G - August 17, 2010, 1:01 pm
Good one!
4.
konaneComment by konane - August 17, 2010, 1:09 pm
Thanks Rick! LOL
5.
MADDOG10Comment by MADDOG10 - August 17, 2010, 4:02 pm
Absolutely Southern....!   
Money could'nt buy that woman politeness....!
GHood one...!

6.
konaneComment by konane - August 17, 2010, 6:04 pm
Thanks Maddog! Also evidence money can buy illusion of status but it can't buy class. =)
7.
TigerAngelComment by TigerAngel - August 18, 2010, 1:06 am
lolol That southern lady was sounding like Church Lady from Saturday Night Live!
8.
konaneComment by konane - August 18, 2010, 11:01 am
Thanks TigerAngel! Maybe she was. lol

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