George, a 25 year old guy gets his first apartment and settles in. He then calls his mom to complain about the neighbors. His mom asks him why he hates his neighbors, and George says that the guy to the right of him screams and yells all day long. The girl to the left of him moans all day long, and the guy across the hall bangs his head against the wall all day long.

The mother tells George that his neighbors seem strange, and that he should stay away from them. George says.....I do stay away mom. I keep to myself and play the tuba in my livingroom.