Johnny goes to church every sunday. The preacher was asking members If anyone needed a prayer for their hearing. Johnny raised his hand and ran up to the front. The preacher put one hand over Johnny's right ear and the other hand over his left ear and prayed out loud. Before he knew it, the whole congregation was praying up a storm.

After 5 minutes of intense praying, the preacher took his hands off Johnny's ears and asked him how his hearing was now.

Johnny replied......"I don't know, it ain't till next week".