I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried  friends.  One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married  for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided  to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra,  stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days  to exchange notes.
Here's how it all  went.

My engaged friend:
The  other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather  bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the  woman of my dreams.  I love you' Then we made passionate love all  night long. 

The mistress:
Me  too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a  raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes.  When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble  and we had wild sex all night.

Then  I had to share my story:
When  my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings,  stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
When he came in the door and saw me  he said......,

(you are going to  love this..)

"What's  for dinner, Zorro?"