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Ultimate Fighter needs to change: This is Better: Lifting Dumbells Competitions...

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Last Edited: April 23, 2011, 11:21 pm

Guys in a modern Society fighting is barbaric...Instead of ultimate fighter why not have: WHO LIFTS DUMBELLS THE MOST, TALKING REPETITIONS COMPETITION who does more dumbells lifting repetitions the most...Some of you might say, it lasts longer than fighting, yeah but this way you will have the camera focusing on several cages where they lift dumbells, and the crowd is charing, you can fastforward and show the begining the middle and the end not having to show the whole thing...the longer it last the more people cheer...

There is something i am going to say that i didnt want to say...Someone who lift more weights will outperform someone who fights a lot in ultimate fighter...Ultimate fighter should be reserve for people who are going to war/are in the military or army civilians should not be in it....And what´s so good about lifting dumbells is that there are different work outs that you can use as points or as Categories giving you more material for TV...

THERE ARE SEVERAL ADVANTAGES OF LIFTING DUMBELLS OVER ULTIMATE FIGHTER HERE THERE ARE:

1.  Makes you lose weight, ton of weight...

2. A hard punch in ultimate fighter can STOP YOUR HEART..

3.  You can go blind or lose 1 eye in ultimate fighter, or kill you by breaking some of your sinus bones and a piece of that bone lodging in your throat or going the wrong hole...

4 Ultimate fighter can take out your teeths and fighting repeatedly makes you more aggressive...A hard punch can take out your breath and kill you...

5. Lifting dumbells helps you fight diseases....

6.  lifting dumbells will help you live longer...

7.  Who knows you might get hired in beisball MLB...

8.  A strong upper cut in ultimate fighter can chopp up your tongue, cut it in 2....Over time your knees might hurt after receiving too much beating...

9. lifting dumbells will help you last longer in bed when you are ontop of her...

10.  Lifting dumbells will make a woman appreciate you more when is time of love making...

11. Lifting dumbells will give a better image and better example to kids who look at the sport, kids who look at ultimate fight i think grow up to be bullies....

12.  repeated blows to the areas where some organs are located can make those organs collapse...

13. lifting dumbells/weights makes you attract more women and everyone wants to be around you...

14. lifting dumbells/weights makes you feel more confident, nobody wants to be around someone who lost 1 eye product of ultimate fighter not to mention your girlfriend/wife might break up with you or cheat on you....

15. You can give yourself the luxury of eating anything you like if you lift weights/dumbells you cant do that with ultimate fighter....

YOU CAN CALL IT: ULTIMATE LIFTING DUMBELLS FIGHTER OR LIFTING DUMBELLS ULTIMATE FIGHTER...

I am surprise no hollywood movie has been done about it...

You know i got into a fight with someone 17 years ago in 1993 and since that fight, my index finger knuckle has hurt every single day and my smallest finger too and i have hard trouble poping my index finger it hurts a lot since that fight as if though i had arthritis...

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