After Osama bin Laden was killed, the other day, George Washington met

him at the Pearly Gates.

He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to

destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

 Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You

wanted to end our liberties but you failed!"

 James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why

I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

 Thomas Jefferson was next, beat ObL with a long cane and snarled "It

was Evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of

Independence."

 The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe

and 66 other Americans unleashed their anger on the terrorist Leader.

 As ObL lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared.

 ObL wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

 

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting

for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"