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Short Love Story

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A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in  the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........   
 
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet  to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!........................ That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied.. ...............'Get your own <snip> blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.

 

The End
Entry #17

Comments

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Comment by GASMETERGUY - June 12, 2011, 10:04 pm
This would have been an easier read had the background color and the color of the letters NOT been the same. Just saying.....
2.
rdgrnrComment by rdgrnr - June 12, 2011, 10:17 pm
Ok, I'll see if I can change that but I'm seeing two different colors.
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rdgrnrComment by rdgrnr - June 12, 2011, 10:29 pm
Done.
4.
sully16Comment by sully16 - June 13, 2011, 8:58 am
LOL
5.
tiggs95Comment by tiggs95 - August 15, 2011, 4:58 pm
Didn't understand the joke till the fart part came in...

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