Short Love Story

Published:

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they  were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in  the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,..........   
 
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet  to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!........................ That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied.. ...............'Get your own <snip> blanket.'

After a moment of silence, .....................he farted.

 

The End
Entry #17

Comments

Avatar GASMETERGUY -
#1
This would have been an easier read had the background color and the color of the letters NOT been the same. Just saying.....
Avatar rdgrnr -
#2
Ok, I'll see if I can change that but I'm seeing two different colors.
Avatar rdgrnr -
#3
Done.
Avatar sully16 -
#4
LOL
Avatar tiggs95 -
#5
Didn't understand the joke till the fart part came in...

Post a Comment

Please Log In

To use this feature you must be logged into your Lottery Post account.

Not a member yet?

If you don't yet have a Lottery Post account, it's simple and free to create one! Just tap the Register button and after a quick process you'll be part of our lottery community.

Register