HYMN # 365

(No matter your religious bent, this is funny )

A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had

All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he

Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,

I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down...

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,

Let us sing Hymn # 365,  'Shall We Gather at the River.'

 

 

Smile - lifes too short not to!!