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Young Farm Boy Joke

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Last Edited: August 2, 2011, 9:09 pm

A young farm boy from Saskatchewan moved to Vancouver
Island and went to a huge "everything under one roof department
store" looking for a job.
The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'
The kid says, 'Yeah.  I was a salesman back in Saskatchewan .'
Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job.
'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.  After
the
store was locked up, the boss came down. 
'How many customers bought something from you today?'
The kid says 'one'. 
The boss says, 'Just one? Our salespeople average 20 to
30
customers a day.   How much was the sale for?'
The kid says, '$101, 237.65.'
The boss says, '$101, 237.65!  What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fishhook.

Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then
I sold him a larger fishhook.
Then
I sold him a new fishing rod. Then
I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down the
coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to
the boat department and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft.
Then he said he didn't  think his Honda Civic would pull
it, so I took him down to the automotive department  and sold him
that 4x4 Ford Expedition.'

The boss said, 'You mean to tell me that a guy came in here to buy
a fish hook and you sold him a BOAT and a TRUCK?'

The Saskatchewan farm boy said, 'No, the guy came in here to
buy Tampons for his wife and I said, 'Dude, your weekend's shot --
you should go fishing!'

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