Your From Minny If.. Humor

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15 Ways You Know You're a Minnesotan If...........

You like to come in out of the sun when the temperature gets above 72.

Someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't even work there.

You have apologized to a telemarketer.

You beam with pride when some King or Hollywood Superstar comes to the Mayo Clinic to save their lives.

You have ever worn shorts and a parka at the same time.

Your town has an equal number of bars and churches.

You go to a high school basketball game, the score is 12 - 8 at halftime, and you don't think there's anything strange about that.

Your local bars still have "The Friday Night Fights" even though boxing is no longer on television.

You always believed that vacation meant "going up north."

The temperature in March is above freezing for three days in a row, and you think its summer.

You laugh out loud every time you see a news report about a blizzard shutting down the entire east coast.

Down south to you means Iowa.

People from other states love to hear you say words with O's in them.

You drink POP, not SODA.     &  FINALLY,

Your dog dies, your spouse leaves you, you lose your job, and your car breaks down, all on the same day, and your first thought is, "It could be worse." !!

Entry #30

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Avatar emilyg -
#1
I've worn shorts and a parka.
Avatar CashWinner$ -
#2
LoL Emily, I hear ya....

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