Never Argue with a Woman
One morning, after several hours of fishing out in the boat, a husband returns to their
lakeside cottage and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up & begins to read her book.
The peace and solitude are magnificent.
Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading. ''Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.
For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with s*xual assault,' says the woman.
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment & For all I know you could start at any moment.'
……. short pause ….…
'Have a nice day ma'am,' he said as he got the HELL outta there…..