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AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED. 

FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT. 

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. 

FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG 

TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700 

2 TINKLE ME ELMO DOLLS - BEST OFFER 

'83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000 

VALENTINES DAY SALE: TY-D-BOL BLUE TOSS-INS 

STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15 

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG. 

GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE. 

FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME. 

FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50 

NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBIE at: 

BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS" 

SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS 

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG... LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... 
BETTER BE A REWARD. 

HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!" 

GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. 

CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER 

NICE PARACHUTE - NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE 

WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN -- FROST FREE! 

BARBIE COUNTRY RIDE -- (note: most dolls cannot pedal the bike). 

'93 PONTIAC LEMONS - LOW MILES 

AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100 

KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME. 

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT 
SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR. 

THE MOST ROMANTIC LOVE SONGS OF THE '50s:=20 
INCLUDING "16 TONS" BY TENNESSEE ERNIE FORD 

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING - $175. 

JOINING NUDIST COLONY, MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER - $300. 

LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY. 
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1.
ManaComment by Mana - August 18, 2004, 6:48 am
"TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700 " hehehe...

I remember when people tried to sell such things for that price during Christmas time.... and they actually buy them >.<;;

ehh... that's craziness there.
2.
Benjamin'04Comment by Benjamin'04 - August 19, 2004, 7:30 pm
lawyer says client is not that guilty lmao

prehaps the funniest....when did R.Kelly come into this
3.
ONEDAYComment by ONEDAY - August 19, 2004, 8:49 pm
funny post.

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