Actual Newspaper Headlines & Ads  


AMANA WASHER $100. OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.  

FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.  

SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.  

FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART DOG  

TICKLE ME ELMO. NEW IN BOX. HARDLY TICKLED. $700  

2 TINKLE ME ELMO DOLLS - BEST OFFER  

'83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000  

VALENTINES DAY SALE: TY-D-BOL BLUE TOSS-INS  

STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15  

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. UNPLEASANT LITTLE DOG.  

GERMAN SHEPHERD. 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.  

FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BTH HOME.  

FOR SALE: LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50  

NORDIC TRACK $300 - HARDLY USED - CALL CHUBBIE at:  

BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING - "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"  

SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS  

FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG... LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE...  
BETTER BE A REWARD.  

HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER - "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"  

GEORGIA PEACHES - CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.  

CUTE KITTEN FOR SALE, 2 CENTS OR BEST OFFER  

NICE PARACHUTE - NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE  

WHIRLPOOL BUILT IN OVEN -- FROST FREE!  

BARBIE COUNTRY RIDE -- (note: most dolls cannot pedal the bike).  

'93 PONTIAC LEMONS - LOW MILES  

AMERICAN FLAG - 60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED - $100  

KITTENS 8 WEEKS OLD - SEEKING GOOD CHRISTIAN HOME.  

TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT  
SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.  

THE MOST ROMANTIC LOVE SONGS OF THE '50s:=20  
INCLUDING "16 TONS" BY TENNESSEE ERNIE FORD  

EXERCISE EQUIPMENT QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRING - $175.  

JOINING NUDIST COLONY, MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER - $300.  

LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.