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Maxine Intelligence .. LoL

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Last Edited: August 21, 2011, 12:04 am

    Miss Maxine Is Very Wise.....

Maxine on "Driver Safety"  "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures."....... 

Maxine on "Lawn Care"  "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless." 

Maxine on "The Perfect Man"   "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away.. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed." 

Maxine on "Technology Revolution"  "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging"  "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita." 
  

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